Oh. My. God. My boyfriend has bad table manners!
Now, I am aware that I'm not perfect, I know that standards are lax now-a-days, and that my parents were stricter than most people's, but still... AH!
So, we go out to a nice dinner for his birthday. Here is my list of issues:
1.) His navy blue undershirt did NOT match his green polo (ok, I know this isn't manners, but annoying all the same)
2.) Elbows on the table while eating
3.) Talking with food in mouth
4.) Clicking his teeth on his fork when he takes a bite!
I was so irritated that I could barely look at him and then I felt super bad because it was his birthday and all I wanted to do was scream, “For God Sakes Man, Get Your Elbows Off the Table and Keep Your Mouth SHUT!”
Plus, I have a problem with compulsively biting my nails, which I have never figured was THAT big of a deal... Well, he does it too and I am so grossed out when I see him do it that I realize how AWFUL I must look. Must cease and desist immediately.
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